Matshona DhliwayoBe calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.
About This Quote
When it comes to wedding ceremonies, there are some things you should not do. One of them is getting so drunk you can’t remember your vows. Another is rushing the wedding, causing the bride to walk down the aisle with her dress in tatters. And yet another is getting into a fight with your spouse-to-be just hours before the ceremony. Why would this be? Because your soon-to-be spouse will kill you in front of a hundred people, regardless of what you've done.
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